Deep Dish Beauty

Deep-Dish Beauty
She’s a deep-dish beauty
A Plum rose cutie
More than a mouthful
With every bite
A deli llama
Butterball mama
But I’m runnin’ on hungry
And I’m gonna make her mine
Tonight
Countin’ calories
Sayin’ no
Watchin’ inches
And pounds come and go
Tried starvation
Nearly died
She don’t need another diet
She wants a piece of pie
She’s a deep-dish beauty
Bathtub patooty
Clean as a whistle
Nothin’ too tight
A deli llama
Butterball mama
I’m runnin’ on hungry
So I’m gonna make her mine
Tonight
Liposuction
Ladies’ gym
Step aerobics
But not gettin’ thin
Atkins diet
Made her cry
She don’t need another diet
She wants a piece of pie
Chorus
There she blows
So to speak
Saddled over
And I got weak
She leaned back
Grabbed my hand
Then we shook and cooked
Like deviled ham
Instrumental
Adele Davis
Lean Cuisine
Missed the zone
If you know what I mean
Little uppers
Got her high
But she don’t need no speed doctor
She wants a piece of pie
Chorus
Chorus
C 2001 David Brunoehler

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