Humbug (revised)

Humbug

November 28, 2011 by davidbrunoehler | Edit

Humbug

Bought a Christmas card — I won’t be bringing

Got the gifts in bows – but left ‘em behind

Heard a Christmas song I won’t be singing

Make your mistletoe moments

Get out of my mind

Brought a brand new sled – I won’t be keeping

Got a deal on toys I won’t enjoy

Have a halo head-ache that had me weeping

Take your holiday hoop-la

Oh, have it destroyed

I’m having bah-humbug for breakfast

Boo-hoo .for my meal at noon

By dinner time this Christmas

I’ll be howling at the moon

I’ll have some dag-nab-it tomorrow

Drats and rats in a week or two

I’d like to sink my teeth

Into a holly wreath

And spit it down the flu

Bought a best selling book – I won’t be reading

Got a great new game– I don’t want to play

Not a single bell — will I be jingling

As for carolers singing

Just shoo them away

Caught a candy cane cold – that has me sneezing

Got a doctor’s advice — I didn’t obey

Nose as stuffed as stockings — from chimney squeezing

My clothes are all sooty

Hip-hip hip-hooray

I’m having bah-humbug for breakfast

Boo-hoo .for my meal at noon

By dinner time this Christmas

I’ll b e howling at the moon

I’ll have some dag-nab-it tomorrow

Drats and rats in a week or two

By then the trees and lights

And reindeer flights

Will finally be through

Whatever therapy you may think I need

You can put it on yourself

In the newspaper some day you’ll read

About a dead grumpy old elf.

© 2011 David Brunoehler

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Dad

February 3, 2011

 

 

My Best Friend: Beloved Dad

 

 

Remembering all the good times had

With my best friend: Beloved Dad

The day he taught me how to swim

The trampoline at Southport gym

Driving off to Wichita

For the one man show I’m proud he saw

The Cadillac he gave to me

The tree house in the Walnut tree

My life, my body and my name

All from Dad these blessings came

All the money, all the gifts

Priceless pep talks

Lifetime lifts

Always there when times were hard

Made them good in his back yard

His clown dives could wow a crowd

High on platforms he stands proud

With two firm hands and one soft voice

He showed me how our life’s a choice

And when I made mine known he cried

But backed me up and took my side

I owe eternal gratitude

For his famous speech on attitude

As swimming seasons came and went

He’d chant, “It’s ninety-nine percent!”

Never mind the bitter cold

We all swam like we were told

So many values that I learned

Were imparted, then were earned

He handed down his handsome looks

And taught me things not found in books

Like why one seeks the middle ground

By his example it’s been found

No better friend could I have had

Than my best friend: Beloved Dad

 

 

One more thing I’ve got to say

Have one more Happy Birthday!

 

 

With love always,

Your oldest son, David

Christmas Song to Bnefit Parkinson’s Research Now on iTunes, CD Baby & Broadjam.com Half of every dollar per download goes to Michael J Fox Fdn. Lyricist, David Brunoehler afflicted with PD 18 years and singer/composer/musician Sean Clegg has best friend just diagnosed with PD. Please “Make Sure You Make It Christmas”. Go on iTunes,, cd baby or Broadjam to get your mp3 for 1 dollar. Better yet, buy a bunch on downdload gift cards. Perfect party favors or stocking stuffers Help put PD away…for good! Thank you .

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More AcronWhims

Here are a few gay acronym card ideas:  ( O=Outside, I=Inside )
 
O:   GAY   I:  Given A Yoke, Gender Attraction: Yours

O: LESBIAN: I: Lady Enjoys Sex But It’s Always Nookie
 
O:  HOMO  I: His Orientation: Men Only  or  Hands On Men Only
 
O:  QUEER  I: Quietly Ushers Everyone Entering Restroom
 
O:  BI  I:  Booby Indifferent, Born Indecisive, Both Interests
 
O:  SISSY   I:  Sashays In Sarong Singing “Yesterday”
 
O:  FAG   I:  Faints Around Gladiators  or  Found At Glory-holes   or  Forgot About Gender

O: DIKE I: Debutant In Klondike Earth-shoes

O:  BJ     I:  Bring Joy
 
O:  QUEEN   I:  Quiet Until Eugene Entered Naked
 
O:  BUTCH    I:  Beefed Up, Tough Crotch Holder
 
O:  FEM     I:  Forgets Everything Manly 
 
O:  TOP        I:   Turns Over Partner
 
O:   BOTTOM    I:   Butt Offer To The One Mounting
 
O:  PRIDE   I:  Personal Rightness, Integrity, Dignity, Ego
 
O:  HIV    I:    Hell In Veins/Vaccine
 
O: AIDS I:  Author Isn’t Divulging Secret 

O:  CAMP   I:   Crazy Acting Manic Personality

O: DRAG I: Dress Ricky As Girl

Ms. Williams

Ms. Williams

We see you Ms. Williams,
A breeze in the halls
Of a place we call Al-Bel
While you’re making calls
You’re a dutiful daughter
You come to give care
For your beautiful mother
Who glows when you’re there

We see you Patricia
Your care never pales
Like clockwork on Tuesdays
You do hair and nails
Her quaff puffed and sprayed
A tight Autumn red,
We’re glad that you stayed
A snow white instead

While on the subject
Of beauty and such
Whoever does your hair
Has not lost his touch

Your dress is impeccable
Your quest here – respectable
We’re blessed by your grace and style
It’s truly remarkable
What you find embark-able
Most guests couldn’t face ‘
For a long long while

Don’t think me redundant
But I really must say
You’re the real Belle of Al-Bel
Always will be that way 2011 by David Brunoehler at Mario’s request

Where There’s A Will

Where There’s A Will

I’m alive ‘long as I can believe it
And as good as my good friends say
You and I’ve been through love it and leave it
I believe that our friendship remained
In a place that they call Ever After
In a land not too far away
If it’s lost I know we can retrieve it
Where there’s a will there is always a way

I’ll be here’ long as breath’s on the mirror
Be around far as I can see
I’m not skilled at foretelling the future
But believe what I see can be

I see things far beyond the horizon
Just as clearly as night and day
Seems whatever I feast both my eyes on
In a moment will be that way
– Instrumental Bridge –
As I come face to face with illusions
Must remember to trust in one thing
That no matter how horrid the vision
There is only one way it can stay
I can choose how to use observation
Where some stare, others look away
When I focus I’m paying attention
To the will that will lead all the way

If we go separate ways from each other
I will not let my heart be sore
I’ll remember the love and the laughter
As I look to love someone some more

It may take me beyond the horizon
All the way to the Other Side
At this moment, of this I am certain
Within each wish is where I will abide

© 2011 David Brunoehler

 

AcroWhims – additions

Acronyms Adds 186.

Depression Despite Everything, Person Rejects Every Sane *(Suggestion)
Insists On Negatives

Dependent, Entirely Passive, Rues Every Single Solution,
In Others’ Names

*(noisserpeD) (Nurture One Interest, Seek Self Expression, Respect People, Enjoy, Daylight)

Anxiety Any Nullified eXpectation: It Eventually Traps You

Anticipates Next Excuse; In Emotional Turmoil, Yearning

(yteixnA) (You Trust Every Indication! eXperience Now! Accept!)

(Yes, Try Entering Into eXhilliration Now & Again)

(You’ll Thrill Everyone If eXcluively Noticing Angels)

Paranoia Put Attention Rigidly Against Natural Occurrences In Advance

Plant A Rutabaga, Accuse Neighbor Of Inviting Ants

(aionaraP) (As If Omens Need Anyone Running Around Panting)

Sane Self Assured – Never Envious

Sifts Away Negativity Early

Soulful Approach, Nice Enough

Shoos Away Nit-picking Entities

Stays Alert; Now Enjoys

Sense Accents Nice Energy

Sees Abilities, Notes Explanations

Strips Away Nagging Emotions

Sleeps All Night, Effortlessly
Q.187

Insane I’m Not Sure. Anything’s Never Enough

If None Speak Authoritatively, Numb-nuts Extrapolates!

I Never Say Anything Nice – Ever!

I’ll Never Sleep Alone. Enter.

It’s Not Safe! Admit Next Enemy.

If Need-be, Stop, Analyze… Never Envision

In Nature Snakes Are Nearly Everywhere

It’s Not So Asinine… Needing Everyone

Manic Makes Any Nuance Into Crisis

Motion Addict: Never Idyllic Calm

(cinaM) (Come In. Now Admit Mistakes.)

(Calmly Imagine New Age Miracles)

Maniac Mad As Nine Idiots At Crossroads

Mind And Nerves In A Crock-pot

Man Around Neighborhood In A Codpiece

(cainaM) (Crazies Are Intentional; None Are Missed)

Bi-Polar Bit Indecisive: Positive On Left; Anti, Right

Bet I’m Probably Ok Later… After Rum

Beauty Is Passing… Oh Lord… Already Ruined

(raloP-iB) (Really! Are Looks, Opinions, Popularity Important? Betcha!)

(Relax And Let One Person Imagine Being)

188

Schizophrenic Some Come Home In Zip-locks, Others Paint Hineys Red; Everyone Notices: It’s Chronic

Secret Criminal: His Intention – Zero; Other Personalities Help Reinforce Emotional Needs, In Confusion

Single Character Humanoid Is Zombie; Other Personalities Help Round Everyone’s Natural Infinite Character

(cinerhpozihcS) (Certainly I Never Envisioned Running Human Personality On Zero Identities. How Childishly Stupid)

Psychotic Please Say You Can Hear Others Talking In Cookies

Puts Self Yonder, Can’t Have Other Things In Close.

(citohcysP) (Call In, Talk Of Love, Certain You Shall Persevere)

Neurotic Needs Empathy, Usually Runs On Thin Ice, Carefree

(citorueN) (Commonly, In The Overall Real Universe; Entirely Normal)

Psycho Prefers Showers, Young Children, Having Orgies

(ohcysP) (OK, How Come You Seem Perverted?)

LSD Lilly Sponsored Drug

Ativan Anxiety Treatment; It’s Very Addictive, Narcotic

Valium Very Anxious? Lick It Until Mumbling

Klonopin Kills Lots Of Nagging Old Pains In Neck

Motrin Move Over Tylenol, Relief Is Nigh

Tylenol Treats You Like Every Numb-skull, Only Lighter

190

Ibuprofen If Bumping Up Pain Relief, One Feels Extremely Narley

Seroquel Sleep Enhancer; Relaxes One Quietly Until Entirely Looped

Viramune Virus Inhibitor; Reduces A Menace Until Numbers Equalize

Combivir Combats Our Most Bothersome Infectious Virus; It Rocks!

Starlix Sugar Treatment; Also Regulates Insulin Excellently

Actos Another Cure To Overcome Sugar

Senna Stops Enemas, Nurtures Natural Ass-istance

Lactulose Leave At Counter; That’s Unless Loosening Old Stool Entices

Comtan Can Overwhelm Medicines That Assist Nerves

Colace Colan Opener, Loosens Abdomen, Clears Endocrine

Carbidopa Can A Regular Body Improve Doing One Parkinson’s Additive

Baclofen Back Ailments Can Linger Or Finish Edgy Nerves

Fentanyl For Every Night The Anatomy Needs You Looser

C 2007 David BrunoehlerAcronyms Adds 186.

Depression Despite Everything, Person Rejects Every Sane Suggestion,
Insists On Negatives

Dependent, Entirely Passive, Rues Every Single Solution,
In Others’ Names

(noisserpeD) (Nurture One Interest, Seek Self Expression, Respect People, Enjoy, Daylight)

Anxiety Any Nullified eXpectation: It Eventually Traps You

Anticipates Next Excuse; In Emotional Turmoil, Yearning

(yteixnA) (You Trust Every Indication! eXperience Now! Accept!)

(Yes, Try Entering Into eXhilliration Now & Again)

(You’ll Thrill Everyone If eXcluively Noticing Angels)

Paranoia Put Attention Rigidly Against Natural Occurrences In Advance

Plant A Rutabaga, Accuse Neighbor Of Inviting Ants

(aionaraP) (As If Omens Need Anyone Running Around Panting)

Sane Self Assured – Never Envious

Sifts Away Negativity Early

Soulful Approach, Nice Enough

Shoos Away Nit-picking Entities

Stays Alert; Now Enjoys

Sense Accents Nice Energy

Sees Abilities, Notes Explanations

Strips Away Nagging Emotions

Sleeps All Night, Effortlessly
Q.187

Insane I’m Not Sure. Anything’s Never Enough

If None Speak Authoritatively, Numb-nuts Extrapolates!

I Never Say Anything Nice – Ever!

I’ll Never Sleep Alone. Enter.

It’s Not Safe! Admit Next Enemy.

If Need-be, Stop, Analyze… Never Envision

In Nature Snakes Are Nearly Everywhere

It’s Not So Asinine… Needing Everyone

Manic Makes Any Nuance Into Crisis

Motion Addict: Never Idyllic Calm

(cinaM) (Come In. Now Admit Mistakes.)

(Calmly Imagine New Age Miracles)

Maniac Mad As Nine Idiots At Crossroads

Mind And Nerves In A Crock-pot

Man Around Neighborhood In A Codpiece

(cainaM) (Crazies Are Intentional; None Are Missed)

Bi-Polar Bit Indecisive: Positive On Left; Anti, Right

Bet I’m Probably Ok Later… After Rum

Beauty Is Passing… Oh Lord… Already Ruined

(raloP-iB) (Really! Are Looks, Opinions, Popularity Important? Betcha!)

(Relax And Let One Person Imagine Being)

188

Schizophrenic Some Come Home In Zip-locks, Others Paint Hineys Red; Everyone Notices: It’s Chronic

Secret Criminal: His Intention – Zero; Other Personalities Help Reinforce Emotional Needs, In Confusion

Single Character Humanoid Is Zombie; Other Personalities Help Round Everyone’s Natural Infinite Character

(cinerhpozihcS) (Certainly I Never Envisioned Running Human Personality On Zero Identities. How Childishly Stupid)

Psychotic Please Say You Can Hear Others Talking In Cookies

Puts Self Yonder, Can’t Have Other Things In Close.

(citohcysP) (Call In, Talk Of Love, Certain You Shall Persevere)

Neurotic Needs Empathy, Usually Runs On Thin Ice, Carefree

(citorueN) (Commonly, In The Overall Real Universe; Entirely Normal)

Psycho Prefers Showers, Young Children, Having Orgies

(ohcysP) (OK, How Come You Seem Perverted?)

LSD Lilly Sponsored Drug

Ativan Anxiety Treatment; It’s Very Addictive, Narcotic

Valium Very Anxious? Lick It Until Mumbling

Klonopin Kills Lots Of Nagging Old Pains In Neck

Motrin Move Over Tylenol, Relief Is Nigh

Tylenol Treats You Like Every Numb-skull, Only Lighter

190

Ibuprofen If Bumping Up Pain Relief, One Feels Extremely Narley

Seroquel Sleep Enhancer; Relaxes One Quietly Until Entirely Looped

Viramune Virus Inhibitor; Reduces A Menace Until Numbers Equalize

Combivir Combats Our Most Bothersome Infectious Virus; It Rocks!

Starlix Sugar Treatment; Also Regulates Insulin Excellently

Actos Another Cure To Overcome Sugar

Senna Stops Enemas, Nurtures Natural Ass-istance

Lactulose Leave At Counter; That’s Unless Loosening Old Stool Entices

Comtan Can Overwhelm Medicines That Assist Nerves

Colace Colan Opener, Loosens Abdomen, Clears Endocrine

Carbidopa Can A Regular Body Improve Doing One Parkinson’s Additive

Baclofen Back Ailments Can Linger Or Finish Edgy Nerves

Fentanyl For Every Night The Anatomy Needs You Looser

C 2007 David BrunoehlerAcronyms Adds 186.

Depression Despite Everything, Person Rejects Every Sane Suggestion,
Insists On Negatives

Dependent, Entirely Passive, Rues Every Single Solution,
In Others’ Names

(noisserpeD) (Nurture One Interest, Seek Self Expression, Respect People, Enjoy, Daylight)

Anxiety Any Nullified eXpectation: It Eventually Traps You

Anticipates Next Excuse; In Emotional Turmoil, Yearning

(yteixnA) (You Trust Every Indication! eXperience Now! Accept!)

(Yes, Try Entering Into eXhilliration Now & Again)

(You’ll Thrill Everyone If eXcluively Noticing Angels)

Paranoia Put Attention Rigidly Against Natural Occurrences In Advance

Plant A Rutabaga, Accuse Neighbor Of Inviting Ants

(aionaraP) (As If Omens Need Anyone Running Around Panting)

Sane Self Assured – Never Envious

Sifts Away Negativity Early

Soulful Approach, Nice Enough

Shoos Away Nit-picking Entities

Stays Alert; Now Enjoys

Sense Accents Nice Energy

Sees Abilities, Notes Explanations

Strips Away Nagging Emotions

Sleeps All Night, Effortlessly
Q.187

Insane I’m Not Sure. Anything’s Never Enough

If None Speak Authoritatively, Numb-nuts Extrapolates!

I Never Say Anything Nice – Ever!

I’ll Never Sleep Alone. Enter.

It’s Not Safe! Admit Next Enemy.

If Need-be, Stop, Analyze… Never Envision

In Nature Snakes Are Nearly Everywhere

It’s Not So Asinine… Needing Everyone

Manic Makes Any Nuance Into Crisis

Motion Addict: Never Idyllic Calm

(cinaM) (Come In. Now Admit Mistakes.)

(Calmly Imagine New Age Miracles)

Maniac Mad As Nine Idiots At Crossroads

Mind And Nerves In A Crock-pot

Man Around Neighborhood In A Codpiece

(cainaM) (Crazies Are Intentional; None Are Missed)

Bi-Polar Bit Indecisive: Positive On Left; Anti, Right

Bet I’m Probably Ok Later… After Rum

Beauty Is Passing… Oh Lord… Already Ruined

(raloP-iB) (Really! Are Looks, Opinions, Popularity Important? Betcha!)

(Relax And Let One Person Imagine Being)

188

Schizophrenic Some Come Home In Zip-locks, Others Paint Hineys Red; Everyone Notices: It’s Chronic

Secret Criminal: His Intention – Zero; Other Personalities Help Reinforce Emotional Needs, In Confusion

Single Character Humanoid Is Zombie; Other Personalities Help Round Everyone’s Natural Infinite Character

(cinerhpozihcS) (Certainly I Never Envisioned Running Human Personality On Zero Identities. How Childishly Stupid)

Psychotic Please Say You Can Hear Others Talking In Cookies

Puts Self Yonder, Can’t Have Other Things In Close.

(citohcysP) (Call In, Talk Of Love, Certain You Shall Persevere)

Neurotic Needs Empathy, Usually Runs On Thin Ice, Carefree

(citorueN) (Commonly, In The Overall Real Universe; Entirely Normal)

Psycho Prefers Showers, Young Children, Having Orgies

(ohcysP) (OK, How Come You Seem Perverted?)

LSD Lilly Sponsored Drug

Ativan Anxiety Treatment; It’s Very Addictive, Narcotic

Valium Very Anxious? Lick It Until Mumbling

Klonopin Kills Lots Of Nagging Old Pains In Neck

Motrin Move Over Tylenol, Relief Is Nigh

Tylenol Treats You Like Every Numb-skull, Only Lighter

190

Ibuprofen If Bumping Up Pain Relief, One Feels Extremely Narley

Seroquel Sleep Enhancer; Relaxes One Quietly Until Entirely Looped

Viramune Virus Inhibitor; Reduces A Menace Until Numbers Equalize

Combivir Combats Our Most Bothersome Infectious Virus; It Rocks!

Starlix Sugar Treatment; Also Regulates Insulin Excellently

Actos Another Cure To Overcome Sugar

Senna Stops Enemas, Nurtures Natural Ass-istance

Lactulose Leave At Counter; That’s Unless Loosening Old Stool Entices

Comtan Can Overwhelm Medicines That Assist Nerves

Colace Colan Opener, Loosens Abdomen, Clears Endocrine

Carbidopa Can A Regular Body Improve Doing One Parkinson’s Additive

Baclofen Back Ailments Can Linger Or Finish Edgy Nerves

Fentanyl For Every Night The Anatomy Needs You Looser

C 2007 David BrunoehlerAcronyms Adds 186.

Depression Despite Everything, Person Rejects Every Sane Suggestion,
Insists On Negatives

Dependent, Entirely Passive, Rues Every Single Solution,
In Others’ Names

(noisserpeD) (Nurture One Interest, Seek Self Expression, Respect People, Enjoy, Daylight)

Anxiety Any Nullified eXpectation: It Eventually Traps You

Anticipates Next Excuse; In Emotional Turmoil, Yearning

(yteixnA) (You Trust Every Indication! eXperience Now! Accept!)

(Yes, Try Entering Into eXhilliration Now & Again)

(You’ll Thrill Everyone If eXcluively Noticing Angels)

Paranoia Put Attention Rigidly Against Natural Occurrences In Advance

Plant A Rutabaga, Accuse Neighbor Of Inviting Ants

(aionaraP) (As If Omens Need Anyone Running Around Panting)

Sane Self Assured – Never Envious

Sifts Away Negativity Early

Soulful Approach, Nice Enough

Shoos Away Nit-picking Entities

Stays Alert; Now Enjoys

Sense Accents Nice Energy

Sees Abilities, Notes Explanations

Strips Away Nagging Emotions

Sleeps All Night, Effortlessly
Q.187

Insane I’m Not Sure. Anything’s Never Enough

If None Speak Authoritatively, Numb-nuts Extrapolates!

I Never Say Anything Nice – Ever!

I’ll Never Sleep Alone. Enter.

It’s Not Safe! Admit Next Enemy.

If Need-be, Stop, Analyze… Never Envision

In Nature Snakes Are Nearly Everywhere

It’s Not So Asinine… Needing Everyone

Manic Makes Any Nuance Into Crisis

Motion Addict: Never Idyllic Calm

(cinaM) (Come In. Now Admit Mistakes.)

(Calmly Imagine New Age Miracles)

Maniac Mad As Nine Idiots At Crossroads

Mind And Nerves In A Crock-pot

Man Around Neighborhood In A Codpiece

(cainaM) (Crazies Are Intentional; None Are Missed)

Bi-Polar Bit Indecisive: Positive On Left; Anti, Right

Bet I’m Probably Ok Later… After Rum

Beauty Is Passing… Oh Lord… Already Ruined

(raloP-iB) (Really! Are Looks, Opinions, Popularity Important? Betcha!)

(Relax And Let One Person Imagine Being)

188

Schizophrenic Some Come Home In Zip-locks, Others Paint Hineys Red; Everyone Notices: It’s Chronic

Secret Criminal: His Intention – Zero; Other Personalities Help Reinforce Emotional Needs, In Confusion

Single Character Humanoid Is Zombie; Other Personalities Help Round Everyone’s Natural Infinite Character

(cinerhpozihcS) (Certainly I Never Envisioned Running Human Personality On Zero Identities. How Childishly Stupid)

Psychotic Please Say You Can Hear Others Talking In Cookies

Puts Self Yonder, Can’t Have Other Things In Close.

(citohcysP) (Call In, Talk Of Love, Certain You Shall Persevere)

Neurotic Needs Empathy, Usually Runs On Thin Ice, Carefree

(citorueN) (Commonly, In The Overall Real Universe; Entirely Normal)

Psycho Prefers Showers, Young Children, Having Orgies

(ohcysP) (OK, How Come You Seem Perverted?)

LSD Lilly Sponsored Drug

Ativan Anxiety Treatment; It’s Very Addictive, Narcotic

Valium Very Anxious? Lick It Until Mumbling

Klonopin Kills Lots Of Nagging Old Pains In Neck

Motrin Move Over Tylenol, Relief Is Nigh

Tylenol Treats You Like Every Numb-skull, Only Lighter

190

Ibuprofen If Bumping Up Pain Relief, One Feels Extremely Narley

Seroquel Sleep Enhancer; Relaxes One Quietly Until Entirely Looped

Viramune Virus Inhibitor; Reduces A Menace Until Numbers Equalize

Combivir Combats Our Most Bothersome Infectious Virus; It Rocks!

Starlix Sugar Treatment; Also Regulates Insulin Excellently

Actos Another Cure To Overcome Sugar

Senna Stops Enemas, Nurtures Natural Ass-istance

Lactulose Leave At Counter; That’s Unless Loosening Old Stool Entices

Comtan Can Overwhelm Medicines That Assist Nerves

Colace Colan Opener, Loosens Abdomen, Clears Endocrine

Carbidopa Can A Regular Body Improve Doing One Parkinson’s Additive

Baclofen Back Ailments Can Linger Or Finish Edgy Nerves

Fentanyl For Every Night The Anatomy Needs You Looser

C 2007 David BrunoehlerAcronyms Adds 186.

Depression Despite Everything, Person Rejects Every Sane Suggestion,
Insists On Negatives

Dependent, Entirely Passive, Rues Every Single Solution,
In Others’ Names

(noisserpeD) (Nurture One Interest, Seek Self Expression, Respect People, Enjoy, Daylight)

Anxiety Any Nullified eXpectation: It Eventually Traps You

Anticipates Next Excuse; In Emotional Turmoil, Yearning

(yteixnA) (You Trust Every Indication! eXperience Now! Accept!)

(Yes, Try Entering Into eXhilliration Now & Again)

(You’ll Thrill Everyone If eXcluively Noticing Angels)

Paranoia Put Attention Rigidly Against Natural Occurrences In Advance

Plant A Rutabaga, Accuse Neighbor Of Inviting Ants

(aionaraP) (As If Omens Need Anyone Running Around Panting)

Sane Self Assured – Never Envious

Sifts Away Negativity Early

Soulful Approach, Nice Enough

Shoos Away Nit-picking Entities

Stays Alert; Now Enjoys

Sense Accents Nice Energy

Sees Abilities, Notes Explanations

Strips Away Nagging Emotions

Sleeps All Night, Effortlessly
Q.187

Insane I’m Not Sure. Anything’s Never Enough

If None Speak Authoritatively, Numb-nuts Extrapolates!

I Never Say Anything Nice – Ever!

I’ll Never Sleep Alone. Enter.

It’s Not Safe! Admit Next Enemy.

If Need-be, Stop, Analyze… Never Envision

In Nature Snakes Are Nearly Everywhere

It’s Not So Asinine… Needing Everyone

Manic Makes Any Nuance Into Crisis

Motion Addict: Never Idyllic Calm

(cinaM) (Come In. Now Admit Mistakes.)

(Calmly Imagine New Age Miracles)

Maniac Mad As Nine Idiots At Crossroads

Mind And Nerves In A Crock-pot

Man Around Neighborhood In A Codpiece

(cainaM) (Crazies Are Intentional; None Are Missed)

Bi-Polar Bit Indecisive: Positive On Left; Anti, Right

Bet I’m Probably Ok Later… After Rum

Beauty Is Passing… Oh Lord… Already Ruined

(raloP-iB) (Really! Are Looks, Opinions, Popularity Important? Betcha!)

(Relax And Let One Person Imagine Being)

188

Schizophrenic Some Come Home In Zip-locks, Others Paint Hineys Red; Everyone Notices: It’s Chronic

Secret Criminal: His Intention – Zero; Other Personalities Help Reinforce Emotional Needs, In Confusion

Single Character Humanoid Is Zombie; Other Personalities Help Round Everyone’s Natural Infinite Character

(cinerhpozihcS) (Certainly I Never Envisioned Running Human Personality On Zero Identities. How Childishly Stupid)

Psychotic Please Say You Can Hear Others Talking In Cookies

Puts Self Yonder, Can’t Have Other Things In Close.

(citohcysP) (Call In, Talk Of Love, Certain You Shall Persevere)

Neurotic Needs Empathy, Usually Runs On Thin Ice, Carefree

(citorueN) (Commonly, In The Overall Real Universe; Entirely Normal)

Psycho Prefers Showers, Young Children, Having Orgies

(ohcysP) (OK, How Come You Seem Perverted?)

LSD Lilly Sponsored Drug

Ativan Anxiety Treatment; It’s Very Addictive, Narcotic

Valium Very Anxious? Lick It Until Mumbling

Klonopin Kills Lots Of Nagging Old Pains In Neck

Motrin Move Over Tylenol, Relief Is Nigh

Tylenol Treats You Like Every Numb-skull, Only Lighter

190

Ibuprofen If Bumping Up Pain Relief, One Feels Extremely Narley

Seroquel Sleep Enhancer; Relaxes One Quietly Until Entirely Looped

Viramune Virus Inhibitor; Reduces A Menace Until Numbers Equalize

Combivir Combats Our Most Bothersome Infectious Virus; It Rocks!

Starlix Sugar Treatment; Also Regulates Insulin Excellently

Actos Another Cure To Overcome Sugar

Senna Stops Enemas, Nurtures Natural Ass-istance

Lactulose Leave At Counter; That’s Unless Loosening Old Stool Entices

Comtan Can Overwhelm Medicines That Assist Nerves

Colace Colan Opener, Loosens Abdomen, Clears Endocrine

Carbidopa Can A Regular Body Improve Doing One Parkinson’s Additive

Baclofen Back Ailments Can Linger Or Finish Edgy Nerves

Fentanyl For Every Night The Anatomy Needs You Looser

C 2007 David Brunoehler