Here’s to dudes who sport iguana cuts
Gelled and held up on their heads
A first impression might imply they’re nuts
Or that their barbers were misled.
It’s hard to say who first inspired the look
Could be Buckwheat before braids
Can you imagine how much time it took
To get that first hair stylist paid?
What more and more men wear
With their new Mohawk hair
Goes from pulled down jeans to suits
It always tickles me to see a wife beater T
Looking better than the guy in a tie
In this nebulous amphibious rivalry
So before I have to go
And if he needs another lizard – look goodie
Nothing says lizard like a zippered hoodie.
© 2012 David Brunoehler